Falafel Phil
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Gender Male
Age Unknown, but said that if in Hachmakistan a man his age wasn't successful married with children he would have to go home with the grandmothers and the seals
Nationality: Hackmaki
Professional Information
  Owner of Falafel Phil's
  Falafel Phil's
Friends and Family
Mama Mima
Joan Malone (pretended)
Jerry Martinez and Kim Crawford (both pretended)
The Wasabi Warriors
Joan Malone
Pets: Tootsie

Phillip "Falafel Phil" Juan Rivera is the owner of the restaurant Falafel Phil's which is famous for its falafel balls. Phil is a foreigner who has a pet goat named Tootsie (that Rudy falls for in "The Great Escape") to help him run his restaurant. It is shown he and Rudy go along well, despite the little fights they have sometimes. He once joined Rudy's band, stating that he once was in a successful band. His hit single was "Baby's Got the Noosh."

Personal Life

Phil is from the Fictional country of Hachmakitan.

There, his 1st Job was a speed bump.

He and his cousin Carl came to America to open up a restaurant. They had many different Ideas, So Carl opened up Carl's Kabobs, and Phil opened up his place, Falafel Phil's.

He lied to his mother, because Falafel-Making is the second worst job to be in. He pretended to be King of the Futons.

He has a twin sister that looks exactly like him. He planned for her to win the 1,000,000th customer. When they started arguing, Rudy walked in and became the One Millionth Customer instead.

He has a niece, Mika. Phil says she is ugly. (In Hachmakistan, Beauty and Ugliness are opposite.) He helped her get revenge on Jerry for saying Mika "was" his Girlfriend.

In Season 4, Phil opens up Phil's Bowl and Burger.


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