Talk:Kick/@comment-5620015-20130512042636

Imagine if all the characters suddenly had plot twists:

Kim:   I'm a double agent for the Black Dragons.

Milton:  I'm not a nerdy boy, I'm an advanced life form from outer space.

Jerry:  All this time I played dumb so you guys would underestimate me. Now, I'll be top dog, I'll be the one in charge of the dojo.

Jack:  I'm a ninja. I'm Seaford's guardian, keeping the alleys safe from evil.

Rudy:  Jack, (or Kim),  I am your father.

....

And this goes into my category of "Weird Messed Up Thoughts at 12:20 AM."