Talk:Kick/@comment-5670110-20121202171018

Here's some quotes from my friend's blog:

The first 10 years of  a girls life is spent playing with barbies and the next 10 years are spent trying to look like one.

By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

A waffle is like a pancake, with a syrup trap.

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

I found there was only one way to look thin: Hang out with fat people.

Weather forecast for tonight: Dark.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

My fake plants died, because I did not pretend to water them.

A two-year-old is kind of like a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

Don’t take life too seriously, you’ll never get out of it alive.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Behind every great man is a woman, rolling her eyes.

'''There's more! I'll post em' in a bit.'''