Talk:Kick/@comment-15582776-20131113033024

SHANE HAD A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT ANDI WANTED TO KNOW AND NOW I DO AND...

SPOILER ALERT:

'''HE'S GETTING HIS OWN SHOW ON NBC ABOUT HIS HORRIBLELIFE FROM WHEN HE WORKED AT JENNY CRAIG BEFORE THEY FIRED HIM, HIS MOM, HIS BROTHER AND 6 OTHER STAFF MEMBERS!!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!!'''

I'm gonna have to secretly watch it because I'm not really supposed to watch Shane Dawson...

But I lovehim.

LIKE HOW MUCH I LOVE TYLER OAKLEY. I GOT AN APP THAT NOTIFIES ME WHEN HE DOES ANYTHING ON HIS YOUTUBE ACCOUNT.

I'M NOT CREEPY AND ABNORMAL.

THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT TURNED FLIPPED UPSIDE DOWN AND I WANNA TAKE A MOMENTJUST SIT RIGHT THERE NOW LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT HOW I BECAME A PRINCE OFA TOWN CALLED BEL-AIR.

I CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD...SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLEEEEEEEEEEENDIIIIIIIIIIIDDDD.

A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'YOU ARE MY FIIIIIREEEE. THE ONE DEEESIIIIIIREEEE. BELIEEEVE WHEN YOU SAAAY. THAT I WANT IT THAT WAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!'

'I MET THIS GIRL DOWN AT THE DISCO SHE SAID HEY, HEY LET'S GO! I CAN BE YOUR BABY YOU CAN BE MY HONEY LET'S GO MAKE SOME MONEY! (SO NOT THE LYRICS)'

CAAAAAAAAAAAN YOU FEEEEEEEL THE LOVE TONIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!

'LET'S GO TO THE BEACH-EACH, LET'S GO GET AWAY! THEY SAY, WHAT THEY GONNA SAY? HAVE A DRINK, CLINK, FOUND A BUD LIGHT AND WITH B**CHES LIKE ME IT'S HARD TO COME BY.'

The End. :)