Talk:Kick/@comment-5469585-20130425022542

Today my friend scared the crap out of me with this:

Friend: (Running down the hall and up to me) I have something to tell you.

Me: What?

'''Friend: It's really important! You have to be 100% honest'''

Me: Sure thing

Friend: No! It has to be a stern yes or no!

'''Me: Fine! Yes, I'll be honest with you!'''

Friend: Okay here it comes, you ready?

'''Me: Savy, do you want me to slap you? Just tell me already!'''

Savvy: Okay, honesty is the key here, right?

Me: Sav!

Savvy: (Lowered her voice) Do you know the muffin man?

Me: (Quiet for about 2 minutes) What?

Savvy: (Laughing like some wacko) Sorry, I'm high off 'Sour Patch Kids'

'''Me: Just go away.... -_-'''