Talk:Kick/@comment-10156539-20130811002612

(WARNING! HAS SOME DIRTY THINGS. LIKE DIRTY JOKE THINGS.)

Okay, so when I was talking to my cuz, (every time they come over for dinner, which is like every week, the kids all gather and we talk about Kickin it.), and we were in a whisper. So we were talking about TDF, and he said "do you know what Jack meant when he..." "Kicked Kim's butt?" "Yeah. That means they were..." He gives me the "dirty look". (We're so close thet we have looks for almost anything. The grossed out look, the dirty look, the happy look...) That means (do not read this is you've not had THE TALK.) going to do IT. "No! They were walking to Portocini's!" "No, why would they skip scenes?!" "Because they... Um... They were to Portcini's. AND, this is Disney." "Yeah, that's why they skipped it!" I gave him the annoyed look. "I have a lot of doubts, they are 16!!!" "I thought they were 17, and still!" "4 year old watch this!" "Then why are there dirty jokes? And YOU out of all people should have seen Jack's crotch on Kim. AND he rested his leg on her. And..." "I get it! But still, they did not." "You never know..." I gave him the "Seriously?" Look. And he gave me the "Happy Dancing Charlie Brown" look. (1. Don't ask where that came from, and 2. It's a really like triumphant/happy look.) "Oh, yes I do. Now lets go get cake."

The cake was good.

I now have a catchphrase.

This has been Sapphire and The Savvy Sisters. We out.