Talk:Kick/@comment-5463410-20121102031103

"Twin?(knocks quietly on door) You there? Hello?(opens door) Twin? Anyone? Hello?"

"I've been waiting for you!"

"Aaaahhhh!"(sees man in dark cloak)

"You are here to find your friends! But they are not here, you see. Only I am. But you don't know who I am. Would you like to know?"

"Yes, for I am very creeped out right now."

(man takes off hood of cloak)

"Oh My Kickin' God, you're... you're..."

(cloaked man is revealed to be Leo Howard)

"You're Leo Howard! This... is... so... Kickin'... amazing... hyperventilating... breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out... phew...(looks up) LEO HOWARD!

"I see you know who I am..."

"Yes, I...(faints from happiness, gets sent to hospital filled with fellow friends from the wiki.)

THE END

When your Dad asks you what "Ditch the wives" is, you should really go lock yourself in a dark closet with a life supply of Hershey bars.