Talk:Hit the Road Jack/@comment-68.179.157.141-20120920022453/@comment-24.193.165.20-20120921013445

Lol, I can just imagine the scene:

MILTON-And, why do you, Randy, wish to be the new Jack?

RANDY-Because that way, I can get extra close to Kim and convince her to marry me.

EDDIE-And what makes you think you can ace this audition?

RANDY-I love Kim.

MILTON-Well, Jack does like her...I think...

JERRY-Dude, you don't need to think, you can tell. It's so obvious, yo!

RANDY-Uh, still here!

JERRY-Oh, right. Well, Jack can totally flip Eddie in less than ten seconds in a sparring match, so uh, can you do that?

RANDY-Of course, I can. I can already skateboard like Jack, and I've been practicing karate.

MILTON-Well, go ahead and wow us, punk. If you can't, consider this a lost cause!

RANDY-Well, prepared to be wow-ed! Eddie, get over here.

EDDIE-(shakes head) Mm-hm, noooo. I've got to take this call... (pulls out wallet) Hello?

RANDY-One of you wimps, fight me already!

MILTON-Oh for god's sakes, I'll do it!

JERRY-Yo, go easy on this one! (Milton shoots him a look) What?


 * They spar, and Milton flips Randy within 5 seconds****

MILTON-Woah, what just happened? I think I just became a man! I have to go call my dad!