User:Halia Stone





About me
I'm Halia (not my real name, but we're goin' with it, okay?) and if it's not obvious, I'm a Jarry shipper.

You can find me here:


 * | Fanfiction.net
 * | Ask.fm Don't be shy to ask questions! :)
 * | Tumblr

Trivia about me

 * I'm a black belt in Taekwondo.
 * I was the first person to write Jack/Jerry slash in the fanfiction archive.
 * I fixed the Jarry page up myself. (back when it was just a paragraph)
 * I'm one of the few people in the Kickin' it fandom who don't ship/like Kick.
 * I'm starting to make some youtube videos.
 * I love The Omen horror films.
 * I have no heterosexual OTP's? (what's wrong with me?)
 * My first OTP was Draco/Harry from Harry Potter.
 * One of my favorite songs is in Latin and is from 1976.
 * I'm from Britain, yet I tend to write the Americanized versions of both words?
 * I prefer the villains to the good guys and always get pissed when they lose, even though I know they will. xD
 * My two favorite villains are Elias Powers and Damien Thorn.
 * I was the only person in my class at school who didn't find The Woman in Black scary (and it was my first time watching it)
 * My favorite videogames are: Bully: Scholarship Edition, The Wolf Among Us, The Walking Dead, The Walking Dead: Season II and Lucius? (so excited for Lucius II: The Prophecy)
 * My all-time favorite TV shows are Drake and Josh and Aaron Stone.
 * I like Johnny Cash and Queen.
 * I have really bad grammar when I talk.
 * You can leave me a message on my wall if you want.

Kickin' it Test
1) Why do you love Kickin' it?

The plot lines to the episodes are a perfect mix of hilarious, serious and sometimes like a real-life situation. The fight scenes are awesome even though they are a little unrealistic - I'm a black belt in Taekwondo and it's pretty easy to spot a fake take-down against a real one and it's about the power too; I doubt half those tables would have been broken in real life unless the guys weighed a ton, but it doesn't matter - and I absolutely love it; it combines two of my favourite things - Martial Arts and sitcoms. Some episodes are a let-down though, and I don't like the whole romance persepective because I think it would have been fine without a romance sub-storyline and just as a Martial Arts comedy about friendship.

2) Who is your favourite character?

Jack and Jerry. (Don't care if it said 'character', I'm answerin' the questions, here! xD)

I don't just like Jack because he's that person that half of the girl's in the fandom think are hot, I like his character because he can be funny and he's always there for his friends when they need it. And I'll never get over the fact he somehow agreed to flirt with Jerry for practice in asking Katie out - although none of that was said xD - or that he was the one who came up with the idea in Wedding Crashers to put Jerry in a dress.

Now Jerry, where do I start? xD To me, he brings out the right amount of funny in an episode, without completely wrecking what is supposed to be a serious or sad moment, like I have seen some character's lines do. He, like Jack, is also loyal to his friends, although has a funny way of showing it sometimes, but it's the fact that he does that makes me like him.

I first noticed it in Breaking Board, where he sacrificed - probably a too dramatic word, but hey - faking a rib injury which allowed him to have his own bed which was free of a cousin who he hated and always peed in the bed, just so he could hold Jack's boards for him because he knew how much he wanted to beat Duke and how important breaking the record was to him.

3) When did you start loving this character?

Right from when they both met in Wasabi Warriors, if I'm honest. I loved when Jerry said, "We don't just do Karate; these fists are registered weapons," to try and impress Jack. I also liked how Jerry was the one who recommened him to Rudy and what happened between them in the tournament. It was too funny; first it was when Jack acidentally hit Jerry in the face during the Warriors introduction, and I just about lost it at the "Are you okay? Everything is purple," part.

4) Who is/are your least favourite character/s?

Uh... probably Kim. I don't hate her, but I don't like her either. She was alright in Season 1, but she goes around thinking she's oh-so-tough, in my opinion anyway. Although I can relate to her when she loses her temper and attacks someone - although no-one's there to hold me back - and her "Boom goes the dynamite. I said BOOM!" is pretty funny. I ain't too crazy about her being back in Season four and am hoping that Seaford Hustle was her only appearance.

5) Favourite recurring character?

Don't really have one. I used to like Joan, but now her stupidness just annoys me. I would have to say Sam, if I needed to. I wish he was in the show a bit more, I loved him in Dueling Dojos.

6) How do you feel about the lack of Eddie?

I never really saw him as a Wasabi Warrior until Indiana Eddie - and I nearly always forget to put him in my fanfics - but by then I hadn't noticed him much.

To me, everyone in the Dojo had their friendships; Jack and Jerry, Kim and Milton, while Rudy was the loveable father figure to them, and Eddie was just the background character. Even in fights, he would mostly hide, hardly co-operate - he just sat there eating popcorn in Capture the Flag! - and he just didn't seem as good as all the others, no disrespecting Alex's acting though, I did find Eddie pretty funny at times.

7) What do you think about Kim leaving? 

Well, Liv can do whatever she wants and it's actually good to know it was her own decision to leave, not the fact that she broke a law *cough*MitchellMusso*cough* and had to be let go. I hope she does well on I Didn't Do It and has fun. I know people are upset, but writing letters to Disney and throwing bitch fits because they only watched Kickin' it because of Kick, isn't going to change Olivia's decision. Anyway, it should showcase more of her talent and Kickin' it's ending with season 4, so it's good she jumped off to a show that's just starting.

But on the character front, I'm sad and not so sad Kim's going because it's gonna have a bigger impact on me, and hopefully the characters, than Eddie leaving did. Although, on the whole shipping front, I'm very glad. Hopefully that means no more Kick (and if anyone knows me, they know I hate it) but I'm at least wishing the fans of that pairing get some sort of closure, seeing as I'd hate it if Mateo was leaving and Jarry never got any closure.

But if Kick isn't gonna be around anymore, maybe the writers will focus more on Jack and Jerry's friendship, they're kinda lacking from what I've seen of season 3 so far, and I think the Kick fans (and me) will scream if they bring in another love interest for Jack (well I won't unless it's Jerry, but this is Disney we're talking about here...) since Kickin' it is mostly targeted at boys (it's written on Wikipedia somewhere) I'm surprised they did the whole Kim/Jack thing anyway.

8) What are your favourite episodes?

Mostly everything centered around Jarry - Wax on, Wax off, All the Wrong Moves, The Commercial, Breaking Board, Buddyguards, Dojo Day Care, Wedding Crashers, Duelling Dojos and Glove Hurts - but the one's that aren't, are; Wasabi Warriors, Fat Chance, Road to Wasabi, Kickin' it in China, Rowdy Rudy, Wazombie Warriors (despite the Kick), Hit the Road Jack (again, despite the Kick) and Kickin' it on our own (despite the Kick). And they are few, but my favourite ones in season four are The Amazing Krupnick, Full Metal Jack, Tightroping the Shark (still wished Jarry woulda hugged after Jack saved his life) and Seaford Hustle, although NOT 'cause Kim was back.

9) What are your least favourite episodes?

Basically anything I consider unfunny, pointless or ridiculous. Nearly all of the Kick-centric episodes I hate, except for Road to Wasabi, Wazombie Warriors, Hit the Road Jack and Kickin' it on our own. I'm kind of in the middle about A Slip Down Memory Lane though; the whole 'Kim's smile get's Jack's memory back' seems bullshit and cliché, although I did love the Jarry moments. And I also hate pretty much all of the new season.

10) Most people like Kick, which is the paring between Kim and Jack, how do you feel about it?

I've hated it since the moment they met in Wasabi Warriors and I hate how nearly everyone ships and some people assassinate others for not shipping it or having their own opinions about it. I also don't like how they went about starting the whole feelings angle anyway. That one hug was different from the rest? That sounds like something that would happen if they were in a cliché fanfiction.

11) What are your ships?

Only Jack and Jerry. I love them so much I'm probably just as crazed as some of the Kick fans, but I don't jump down anyone's throats who don't ship them though. I love making fan art for them, writing fanfiction and making up prompts about them in my head. I also love over-analysing the episodes and scouring for any unseen cute moments. ;)

And I love Zompyre!Jerry and Jack too.

12) Final question. What will you do when Kickin' it is over?

I'll still be making fan art for Jarry, writing my fanfictions (if I haven't upped shop and gotten bored) for them and I'll always be watching the re-runs when they're on Disney XD, no matter how annoying Disney XD can be over here in England. :)

'''Well that was is! Hope you enjoyed it! Any last words?'''

Reasons why I ship Jarry
If I was to list all the reasons, I'd be here for a while, so I'm just gonna give you a few.


 * They always seem 'touchy-feely' and it's natural; something between the actors, not something that's been scripted. (Seriously, I doubt half the time they grab onto/touch each other was ever scripted.) If you don't know what I'm on about, the gallery will be filled soon and provide you with oversight.
 * It seems more natural than Kick.
 * I can feel the chemistry and the tension during their arguments.
 * You can tell that they care for each other.
 * Jack (to me) seems the most tolerant of Jerry's 'dumb' behaviour. (I reckon if Kim or Milton were in the Dojo when Jerry said about plunging the cat, it would have gone differently.)
 * I know this is a kids show, but they eye-f*ck nearly all the time. I'm serious, just watch the episodes closely.

Jarry AU
'''This is basically how Jarry would be if I wrote the show, so don't blame me if there's a slash-fest goin' on. xD This is a figment of my imagination and should not be taken seriously.'''

"Even though I spent the day in a cramped up RV with Milton and had to endure an awkward hug, there's no-one else I'd rather argue with, and be with, than you."

- Jack to Jerry in RV There Yet?

Jarry Headcanon's

 * Jack brought Jerry that bear that said "I wuv you very much" in Breaking Board, because he wanted to tell Jerry how he felt in a subtle way, and Jerry still has said bear and looks at it and squeezes its tummy whenever he's upset.


 * Jerry was listening to Surf the Lightning for the three months the gang lost contact in Kickin' it on our own, because he missed Jack that much and wanted to be reminded of him by something they both loved.


 * Jack never did hang Jerry's picture back up in the Dojo in Duelling Dojo's, because he made two copies of it, one for Jerry and one for himself.


 * Jack only went out with Kim because he didn't want to hurt her feelings - like how he didn't pull away when she went to kiss him in Karate Games - but he only really ever loved Jerry.


 * Jack tried to get Funderburk to let Jerry be a spy, but he didn't need to take any more on, annoying Jack.


 * Milton and Jack were arguing in RV There Yet? because Milton had - stupidly - said that he was a better friend to Jack than Jerry, REALLY pissing Jack off.


 * Jack and Jerry nearly always touch/look at each other as some sort of reassurance that the other is there.


 * When arguing with each other in Sole Brothers, they didn't mind getting that close because they had already kissed.

Jarry Prompts
1) The boys are caught kissing in the Dojo. The whole gang - Rudy, Kim, Milton and Eddie - would walk in; Kim would be confused/upset and swearing revenge on Jerry because she likes Jack (xD) Milton would scream, "Holy Christmas Nuts!" and literally try and calculate how it was possible, Eddie would shrug, thinking, "If they're happy, I'm happy," while being a little confused and go back to eating his churro and Rudy would get his camera. The boys would just shrug and go back to kissing.
 * Who would walk in?
 * What would their reaction be?
 * What would the boys do?

2) The boys are caught kissing, slightly more passionately this time, while they're out in the Mall Courtyard.


 * Who would spot them?
 * What would their reactions be?
 * What would the boys do?

Joan would spot them while out on patrol on her swagilicious wheelie thing looking for troublesome nerds that have escaped from the video arcade (xD) and she would do a double-take, scream, "Holy Hannah!" and accidentally veer into a stiff in a worksuit, spilling his coffee over him. The boys would notice the kerfuffle because Joan's wheelie thingy would be stuck on it's 'head' with the wheel still spinning, and they would go back to samoochin'.

  3) Jack and Jerry are in the middle of 'something' when the phone rings.


 * Where are they?
 * What is their reaction to it ringing?
 * Who is it on the phone?
 * What do they do?

They are at Jerry's house and his parents are out. They both groan in annoyance - having been interrupted ten times already this week! - and Jerry props himself up on Jack's chest to answer it; it's the annoying opera guy from the Go Compare! advert singing in falsetto, "Go Compare! Go Compare! Insure your motor, waste no time, go online! Go Compaaaaaaaaare!" and both boys plug their fingers in their ears while Jerry hurries to slam the phone back on the reciever. Once it's quiet, they go back to their foreplay, ignoring it when it rings for a second time, because Jack knows it'll be his mum phoning to grill them about using protection. '''*Annoying advert voice* Good ol' Mamma Brewer; cockblocking and keeping her son and his boyfriend STD free at the same time! *Grins*'''

4) Jack sees someone flirting with Jerry.
 * Where are they?
 * Who is flirting with him?
 * What is Jack's reaction?
 * What does he do?

They are on a movie date, seeing Attack of the Killer Zompyres, since Jack didn't get to see much last time since Lindsay wouldn't shut up, and it's the blonde till worker. Jack's angry because he can see Jerry looks uncomfortable and isn't trying to seem rude, so he walks over and takes the tickets from the counter, putting his arm around Jerry, kissing him in the cheek - in full view of the girl who immediately looks spiteful - and asking sweetly, "Everything okay, babe?" when Jerry nods. They go into the cinema, but before that, Jack flips the blonde off.

'''5) Jack and Jerry are at their school Prom, but it has a strict policy about only boys can dance with girls and vice versa.


 * Who are they with?
 * Why is the policy there in the first place?
 * What do the boys do?
 * What is everyone's reaction?

They're with the rest of the gang (Rudy is chaperoning for the dance and is wearing the tux he lent Jack in The Wrath of Swan) who are angry about the policy, especially Kim; she worked hard to get them together and she'll be damned if they can't dance at their Prom together! The policy is up because the head teacher feels strongly about gay relationships after reading a load of internet crap about them. The boys say, "Screw it" and dance anyway; everybody cheers happily, but then the security guards come in, then I leap into them with a flying side-kick and throw them into tables. xD

'''6) Jerry has finally earned his purple belt in a tournament and Jack proposes they go out and celebrate.


 * Who are they with?
 * Where do they go?
 * What do they do?

They're with the rest of the gang, minus Eddie who moved to England last month, and they decide to go to Falafel Phil's for dinner. Then they go paintballing and Milton get's shot in the you-know-what, screaming "Right in the Holy Christmas Nuts!" and Jack and Jerry tag-team Kim and Rudy, emerging victorious with Jerry's signature, "Whooo!"

7) The gang are confronted by the Black Dragons.


 * What is the reason?
 * Who starts the fight?
 * Who wins the fight?
 * What happens afterwards?

Frank and his 'gang' saw Kim crying out in the courtyard and thought Jack had upset her - she had really just watched Titanic - and went to avenge her because he has a crush on her. Frank starts the fight after Jack explains what happened and that he's dating Jerry; Frank called Jerry a "faggot" and tried to punch him, but Jack stepped in with his, "You probably shouldn't have done that!" and the fight begins. The Wasabi Warriors win and everyone goes their seperate ways - Jack's meeting Jerry's parents for dinner, Kim's going to her Aunt Charlotte's (turns out the woman's actually pretty swag) Milton's going with Julie to the Science Museum, while Rudy is trying to find Tip-Tip - while Frank and his gang are carted away in the bins they were thrown into.

8) Jack has made Jerry a playlist.


 * Where are they?
 * Does anyone see Jack giving it to Jerry; if so, what is their reactions?
 * What songs are on it?
 * What is Jerry's reaction?

They are at the Dojo and Kim's there waiting for Grace - they're going to a Ricky Weaver concert - she smiles when she sees it. Jerry is extremely happy, kissing Jack on the cheek because he knew all his favourite songs. They then start dancing to Surf the Lightning, which turns into a competition between them and Kim until Grace turns up to pick her up.

9) Jack, Jerry and the rest of the gang are in Saturday detention.


 * Why are they in detention?
 * What were their reactions to being given it?
 * What do they do to pass time?

Jack was given detention because Jerry wouldn't stop tickling him and he was annoyed at Jerry, getting him detention by licking the back of his neck and making him yell out in surprise during silent reading time; Kim was caught texting - she had just gotten her phone back after a £500 overdraft - Grace and she was mad because her phone got taken away too; Milton was given detention because he was too perfect at Science and he was confused; and Eddie was caught eating in the Science labs, he wasn't too bothered. When in detention, Jack and Jerry cuddle up together on the sofa - they're all in library - and fall asleep, Kim starts dancing, Milton gets started on next week's homework and Eddie breaks out the Pringles.

10) Jack and Jerry are watching a horror film with the rest of the gang.


 * Where are they?
 * What is the film?
 * What are their reactions?

They are at the Dojo, watching it on Rudy's new flat-screen TV. They're watching The Exorcist and they're at the part where Regan's head spins all the way around her head; Jerry screams and buries his head in Jack's chest, who pats his hair reassuringly while trying not to look uncomfortable himself since the scene is very disturbing, Eddie's screamed and the popcorn's gone everywhere, Milton's hiding under his blanket while Kim is hugging her knees, rocking back and forth saying, "It's just a movie, it's just a movie..."

11) The gang have just found out that Jack and Jerry have been dating in secret. Kim found out first after Jack left his phone on the bench and Jerry had texted him 'something' and she then showed Rudy, who told Milton and Eddie, then he proposed they tail them on their next date and have been spying on them through binoculars while hiding in bushes. Jack and Jerry are confronted during a training session after Jack flips Jerry and Rudy thinks they're up to something. Jack and Jerry are relieved that Kim found the text message. Ironically, that was their way of telling them.
 * Who exactly from the gang found out?
 * How did they find out?
 * When are Jack and Jerry confronted?
 * Where are they confronted?
 * What are Jack and Jerry's reactions?

12) Zompyre!verse Jack and Jerry were friends before Jerry was turned.
 * How close were they before Jerry got turned?
 * Why did Jerry get turned?
 * What was Jack's reaction?
 * What happened to make Jack hate him?

13) Jack and Jerry didn't meet on Jack's first day at Seaford; instead they meet at the Arcade.
 * Were they with anyone?


 * How did they meet?


 * What games were they playing?


 * What happened?

14) Jack has been murdered.


 * How was Jack murdered?


 * When was Jack murdered?


 * Who did it?


 * What reason did they have?


 * What was everyone's reactions?


 * How did Jerry cope?

15) Jerry needs to know how to kiss for a date and Jack's the only one available.


 * How does he ask Jack to help him?


 * What is Jack's reaction?


 * What happens between them?

Jerry just outright asks Jack to help him and Jack doesn't mind at all since they've already practiced flirting - "and by some miracle the school doesn't think we're dating," - and Jack teaches Jerry three kisses; on the cheek, peck on the lips, and French kiss. Jerry leaves for his date and Kim and Milton arrive, waiting to go to the Zompyre movie. Milton asks where Jerry is and Jack says he's on a date, but Kim then says Jerry told her he was going to his Grandma's and couldn't make the movie. Jack is just pleasantly surprised and says he's going to Grandma's house.

16) You have the power to remake any season finale you choose.


 * Which season?


 * What would you change?

I'd change Wasabi Forever and it would go like this: Jack and Kim would say their goodbyes with NO kiss whatsoever, and Kim would leave for Otai while Jack would catch Jerry before he left the mall for the airport and the two admit they're really gonna miss each other and end up kissing and Jack admits all the spy stuff to Jerry and goes to see Funderburk about enlisting another teen spy. Funderburk says that they don't need anymore of them, but originally his first choice was Jerry, but Shane had picked Milton's name out of the hat, and if he can convince Milton to give his spot to Jerry, he'll be all for it. Back at the Mall, Jack distracts Milton by telling him that Funderburk needed to see him about a Science project and he runs off while two ladders drop down from a plane - which Funderburk is actually flying - and Jack and Jerry get on them, leaving Milton behind as he "Gah's!" in annoyance, since he knew Funderburk would be flying the plane.

My Jarry Fanart
''All images were made by me. :)'' Jarry || I Love the Way You Lie

Jarry

 * 72 hours to live [in progress]
 * Summary: What if you only had 72 hours to live? and the world around you, the world you grew up in and knew, was changing drastically? Dedicated to VaultofSecrets.
 * Fatal Attraction [complete]
 * Summary: You've heard of an Instant attractions, where two lovers are joined from a simple look in each others eyes, but what about Fatal Attractions? Like between a ten-thousand year old vampire and a teenaged vampire hunter. Some not so descriptive M rated chapters. Contains slash, if you don't like, don't read.
 * Forbidden Side of Love [Ongoing until inspiration is lost or boredom occurs]
 * Summary: What could be more forbidden than slash. Jack and Jerry slash to be precise. This story is bascially a bunch of stand alone oneshots. Chapters rate from K to M. Rated T for now. Contains slash, if you don't like, don't read.
 * Haunted Hallway [Complete]
 * Summary: Jerry Martinez is staying at Seaford University, with Eddie Davidson and Milton Krupnick as his roomates. But the University is hiding something, namely the death of Jack Anderson, a student who died in 1908, but continues to run down the hallways screaming. Jerry soon asked himself the ultimate question: Can he share a room, with someone who is not living? Based on a true story.
 * I Kissed a Boy and I Liked It [in progress]
 * Summary: "You know what you need?" Jack asked, his lips ghosting over Jerry's, making his breath hitch and his limbs go weak. "To lighten up a bit." The next thing Jerry knew, was that a pair of soft lips were encasing his. - Jerry Martinez, the new kid, is caught under the notorious Jack Brewer's eyes. He takes what he wants, does what he wants, gets what he wants with no regrets.
 * Stir up the beast inside [in progress]
 * Summary: I'm hungry for something, something... I can't control. Instead it controls me, it turns me into a monster.
 * The Next Best Thing [in progress]
 * Summary: He needed a guardian angel, wished desperately for one... but sometimes you have to be careful what you wish for, because, who knows who may be listening. Warning: contains bullying/abuse/mentions of self-harming and suicide.

Other

 * Cute little punk - Jack/Kai [complete; cousincest warning]
 * Summary: "You're a punk, Jack, but a cute little punk." Jack/Kai cousincest.
 * Damned if they do - Jack/Kai [complete; cousincest warning]
 * Summary: They say love makes you do strange things, but where does hate and confusing feelings fall into it? Jack/Kai cousincest.
 * From the ashes that had been - Jack/Brody [complete; pre-slash]
 * Summary: The prequel to The Warrior and the Ex-Dragon. Dedicated to CharmanderGatomon.
 * Ice cream kisses - Jack/Kai [complete; cousincest warning]
 * Summary: "Maybe he should get worked up over ice cream more often." Jack/Kai cousincest.
 * Love the way you lie - Jack/Frank [complete; character death warning]
 * Summary: Lies, deceit, and bruises - Jack hates them all, and yet he can't bring himself to leave them behind. Contains slash, if you don't like, don't read.
 * Pretty Little Doll head - Jack/Ricky [complete]
 * Summary: Who would have thought Ricky looked good covered in guacamole? A slash re-write of the episode "Ricky Weaver".
 * The forbidden fruit is always the sweetest - Jack/Kai [complete; cousincest warning]
 * Summary: They know it's wrong, everyone around them says it's wrong, a few murmur about it being disgusting and inappropriate. But they just don't care. Screw the world's opinion, it's your own that matters.
 * The Warrior and the Ex-Dragon - Jack/Brody [complete]
 * Summary: "Brody, please..." Jack moaned, feeling the other brunette's soft lips tease his skin once more, looking at him with a hungry look in his eyes. - They don't care that it's wrong, all they care about is each other, and that what they have will last.