Talk:Kick/@comment-5463410-20121230051811

OOOOH, another one! Milton one!:

'''Before an assembly starts, Jack, Jerry, Milton, and Eddie are sitting down. Jerry, Milton, and Eddie are fighting. Jack is saving a seat for Kim. Kim comes in and wonders why they are fighting. Jack says it's because Milton said that it was humanely impossible for Jerry to get an A- on the Physics test and that the teacher was some type of idiot. The prinicpal tells everyone to be quiet. At that moment, Milton stands up, looks at Jerry, and says "THE FACT THAT YOU ALMOST ACED A TEST IS AS UNLIKELY AS YOUR BUTT HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH YOUR STOMACH!" while the WHOLE audiotorium is quiet.'''