Talk:Kick/@comment-10156539-20130730054219

I just came up with this.

Kim: (Closes locker, has bagged lunch. Someone grabs her from behind.) Oh!

Creep: Give me your apple and your affection and no one gets hurt.

Kim: I know karate

Creep: I know it better. (I think y'all know who it is)

Kim: I'm the top black belt.

Creep: I don't think so.

Kim: No one asked for your opinion. (Elbows Creep in the ribs, Creep flexes so his muscles absorb it.)

Kim: Ugh, let me go!

Creep: (Whispering in ear) Give me what I want.

Kim: I'd like to save my apple!

Creep: and your affection?

Kim: I have a boyfriend.

Creep: (normal voice) Who's right behind you.

Kim: Jack!

Jack: I'm surprised it took you this long.

Kim: I'm kinda tired. And hungry.

Jack: Seriously, can I have the apple. And a kiss?

Kim: Of course. (Hands him the apple and gives him a peck on the lips.)

Girls and Guys watch in anger as the two walk hand in hand to the lunchroom.