Talk:Oh, Christmas Nuts!/@comment-5670110-20121119043519

OMG! I JUST HAD A CRAZY THOUGHT! It's Christmas themed! Here it is:

I 'murder' the wrapping paper looking for gifts.

Mom: Sweetie. You already have an I Phone. Don't get your hopes all jammed up into a fat dudes stomache.

Dad: I'm just going to watch television.

Me: NOOOOO! KICKIN' IT IS GETTING A CHRISTMAS EPISODE!

I push my dad off of the couch and stalk the televison.

What happens in the episode

Kim: Oh my gosh Jack. I was so close to getting that stuffed bear!!!!

Jack: IT BELONGED TO THAT LITTLE GIRL!

Kim pouts and I laugh loudly as the little girl barges in and kicks Kim.

Little girl: Hey loser mistletoe you idiots. DADDY!!!

Kim: Uhm, weel I-i well you don't

Jack starts leaning in and that causes Kim to also.

The little girl's daddy barges in and is very angry.

DOLPH: BREAK IT UP YOU INSENSITIVE PUNKS!

Jack and Kim jump apart and tension rises in the air.

Me: WHAT THE HEC IS DOLPH DOING HERE?! THAT ACCENT GIVING NOSE PICKING MANIAC!

Parents: Kids these days. ''Shake their heads. ''

'I AM POSITIVE THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN!! I just felt like writing with my own spark. :D'

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