Talk:Kick/@comment-5463410-20121216053706

I wish I could help you, Twin. But I have the WORST love advice eeeeeveeeer! Once, I gave my friend advice for her first date. Wasn't crash and burn, but it wasn't awesome. I suggested she'd wear her super cute sweater dress with matching Uggs and leggings in the same color family, and that she should stay local for the 1st date. She went to the local pizza place, and they took a stroll around the Twin Ponds. Sounds good, right? Not really. She spilled grease on her sweater dress, tripped over a rock, and an angry otter chased her and her date around the ponds.