Talk:Jack Brewer/@comment-83.94.208.60-20120413105537/@comment-90.201.48.245-20120506172814

oh no you didn't! He's mine! Back off!

Yeah, I know guys. I'm gay. I'm a dude who's in love with another dude. Sucks, doesn't it. I guess the heart wants what the heart wants. My best friend, Mike, came over yesterday and I told him I was gay and we made out until I heard my mum's car pull into the drive. Then I took my tongue out of his mouth and put my trousers on. Mum didn't see a thing. Oh, Mike's gay, too.