Talk:Kick/@comment-15582776-20131117002100

This girl was bothering me yesterday.

She was being a "white girl" and posting selfless on Instagram of her with a grande Starbucks frappacino.

Then she looked at her friends and said "OMG, girls, there he is! Isn't he soooooooo cah-yoot?"

One of her groupies said "Brookelyn, have you even talked to a boy before? They all probably avoid you."

I rolled my eyes and said "Wow, you sounded so sure of yourself. What if I told you that I am actually friends with that guy you like and he told me that he despises your guts and believe that all of you are the spawns of Satan and that he was all disgusted and teleprorted you onto the Earth so that he would never have to see any of your faces again?"

They all looked so confused.

I stood up and said "Bye girls! Maybe next time you should learn you think before you speak!"

Then I turned to my friend and said "Oh, wait! They don't have any brains for that!"

I love being mean to ditzos. I mean, they're mean to me, so why not get a little even?

My friends and I have a secret signal where were swipe out nose with the tip of our finger to indicate how many "ditzos", A.K.A girls who wear too much makeup and are vain, we see. (i.e- one ditzo=one swipe. Four ditzos=four swipes)

We all need a little revenge in our lives. :)