Talk:Kick/@comment-5476777-20130725042632

So it really didn't take that many ppl for me to do this but I figured maybe if the preview goes over well then ill do it.

CANDY CRUSH FANFIC (AND I LEGIT OWN LIKE NOTHING OF THIS NEXT PART)

I try and I try and I try, but I always seem to fall short. You know, sometimes I just feel like giving up, starting over with something completely new. Even with friends by my side, constantly giving me second, third chances, I-it still feels like I'm getting nowhere. Wherever it is, whatever you believe in, he, she, it, the maker of this world has got to be sick and demented by how badly people want it. Putting up 10 near impossible walls at every level on this journey.

"Dude," my friend Will says snapping me out of my thoughts, "it's just Candy Crush. Get a grip." I combine a green wrapped candy with a striped one and turn to face him.

"Oh yeah," I snap grabbing his phone.

"What the-"

"You play Fruit Ninja right?"

"Yeah so..."

"It's just a game right?"

"Yes..."

"You like cutting them fruits? Watermelons? Oranges? Apples?"

"Yeah, I mean I guess." I toss Will's phone up into the air.

"What the!" I grab a tiny, gleaming silver knife and hold it up so Will can see it. He instantly becomes afraid. The phone starts to come back down and I prepare to attack. I swing and the two object collide, Will with fear in his eyes. The knife knocks the phone onto the clean glass tabletop with little to no harm done. I awkwardly use the blade to push his phone off the table and onto the floor.

"Let this be a lesson to you," I say leaning in close so that our bodies are almost touching.

"Your breath smells like candy," Will whispers in fear.

"Don't you ever, underestimate the Candy Crush again," he shakes his head, "or else I'm gonna find two more people just like you," I hold up three solid green candies between my fingers.

"They do look like me," Will stammers.

"And," I crush the candy. Will gasps. I open up my palm to reveal that the previously solid candy has turned into powder. I blow some of the powder off my hand and onto my friend's face, "sugar crush."