Talk:Kick/@comment-5982893-20130903214041

Hello my fellow phycopaths. (In a good way. :-)

SAPPHIRE'S RANDOM TOPICS OF THE WEEK!

Well, Gavin's not sick anymore. (Yipee!)

Okay, my random topics are... (Insert drumroll emoticon here...) Cussing and Crushes!

Wait... Crushes?!

Did Gavin do something?! I was going to do cussing and Connor Franta... Well, that can wait. (Don't kill me Brookelyn.)

Okay, so, here's how it works. I type things about those topics, and you guys can put your input into the replies. Okay?

Good.

First up, cussing.

Ah, the horrible anatomy of cussing... Even GAVIN doesn't know a lot of them... And he's... Well... GAVIN.

I, though, am sticking to one or two sub topics.

Okay. Does anyone find it weird that some people can cuss off the spot and sound cool, even dangerous... And then there's this ONE awkward person who just comes out and starts cussing and it sounds unnatural.

Like... You can imagine Leo or Mateo cursing, right? (I've actually heard Leo cuss... It was minor, but it didn't sound awkward.) Well, could you imagine Dylan or Alex cussing?

Not really.

Weird huh? I guess we have vocal judging as well. People these days...

Ok. So now crushes.

For this segment, all you have to do is tell about your crush. If you're open to.

Okay... So his names Percy, he's quite attractive, (for some reason dark haired people are more appealing to me...), he's heroic, honest, sweet, not a bad dancer, (I speak from experience. ;), an awesome athlete, funny, super smart, (the dude skipped a grade and he's STILL in honors.), protective, playful... Did I mention he speaks fluent Spanish? (Dude, of you speak SOME kind of languege that comes from South America or Europe, automatic crush factor), and he plays the personality card. In friendship, I mean... Oh, and he's my best friend. (He knows me too well... The dude found my ticklish spot in FIVE MINUTES, and none of my friends who are girl are a Le to do that...)

Well, that's it for now... Tune into tomorrow for another segment!

God, now I sound like one of those annoying commercial something people...