Talk:Kick/@comment-1371251-20140609235721

Omg that time when I tried to prove my point about DIsney copying stuff but people thought I was being serious:

"I got some brilliant ideas for new disney shows. Here are my top 3.

ELLIOT 

For teen genius Elliot Holmes (13), problem solving had never been a problem. Mathematics, sience, history and-his personal favorite- logic are no match for his brilliant brains. But when his cousin Shawn Watson (13) comes visit, they immediately bond and become partners in crime. With the occasional run-in with Elliot's older brother Michael or his "mortal enemy" genius Dean Martin, Elliot and Shawn must learn to live in their new high school dealing with friendship, shcool,  and Elliot's growing feelings for Serena Calger- the only human being to have ever outsmarted him, with her smiles and charm. All this while solving the conflicts in his little town- and picking up a lesson of friendship on the way.

...the second one...

 EXTRAORDINARY

Siblings Cam and Jim Matchester have been trained to fight everything that may threaten humanity. they have fought dark angels, wizards, devils, vampires and wearwolfs. They are the most fearless warriors in the world, but now, they'll have to face the biggest challenge of their lives: to survive their new middle school. Cam and Jim must learn to cope with their new enviroments, all while saving the world between classes.

...and my personal favorite...

MASTER WHAT?

Born to alien parents, the Master is the only dream sire left in the galxy. He fixes dreams and makes them come truw as he travels through universes and ages. He seems to be unbeatable, but when his dream machine gets stuck in the year 2014, the Master is stuck in the house of Tyler and Kiki Rose, trapped in a 14 year old boy's body with Tyler and Kiki's children, Cory and Bailey. The master now has to adapt to his environments and learn a whole lot more about the human race that he thought he knew about the human race, beggining with love and freindship.

The worst part of this is that the disney writers would actually greenlight these.

. #totallyoriginal"

I swear to god I'm 32% sarcasm 43% fangirl and 45% self loathing.