User:Halia Stone







Introduction
Hey, I'm Halia (not my real name but you can call me that) and I'm a huge Jarry shipper and anyone who hasn't figured that out... I question your observational skills. xD

It's my personal mission to dedicate my entire profile page to Jack and Jerry; their pairing hardly gets any appreciation and I practically fixed their entire pairing page up myself. It's really not easy shipping a minority couple on this wiki since some people are very rude and hostile (you know who you are) and think everybody should ship kick because it's the best pairing ever.

Newflash: I'm not like that, I'm Anti-Kick and if you're a Kick shipper reading my profile, you probably ain't gonna like it.

Kickin' it Test
 1) Why do you love Kickin' it? 

The plot lines to the episodes are a perfect mix of hilarious, serious and sometimes like a real-life situation. The fight scenes are awesome even though they are a little unrealistic - I'm a black belt in Taekwondo and it's pretty easy to spot a fake take-down against a real one and it's about the power too; I doubt half those tables would have been broken in real life, but it doesn't matter - and I absolutely love it; it combines two of my favourite things - Martial Arts and sitcoms. Some episodes are a let-down though, and I don't like the whole romance persepective because I think it would have been fine without a romance sub-storyline and just as a Martial Arts comedy about friendship.

 2) Who is your favourite character? 

Actually, I have two - Jack and Jerry.

Jack is the cool skater boy - or he was in the beginning anyway - who is always reliable and loyal to his friends and the Wasabi Code. Most people only like him because Leo Howard's hot, but I don't see it like that. Jack and Leo are two different people to me; Leo is probably a lot like Jack in many ways, but he's also different from him in many ways. It's very rare you'll find an actor that is exactly like his/her character, unless they're acting out their life story or something.

And Jerry, where do I start? xD To me, he brings out the right amount of funny in an episode, without completely wrecking what is supposed to be a serious or sad moment, like I have seen some character's lines do. He, like Jack, is also loyal to his friends, although has a funny way of showing it, but it's the fact that he does that makes me like him. I first noticed it in Breaking Board, where he sacrificed - probably a too dramatic word, but hey - faking a rib injury which allowed him to have his own bed which was free of a cousin who he hated and always peed in the bed, just so he could hold Jack's boards for him because he knew how much he wanted to beat Duke and how important breaking the record was to him.

 3) When did you start loving this character? 

Right from when they both met in Wasabi Warriors, if I'm honest. I loved when Jerry said, "We don't just do Karate; these fists are registered weapons," to try and impress Jack. I also liked how Jerry was the one who recommened him to Rudy and what happened between them in the tournament. It was too funny; first it was when Jack acidentally hit Jerry in the face during the Warriors introduction, and I just about lost it at the "Are you okay? Everything is purple," part.

  4) Who is/are your least favourite character/s?

Uh... probably Kim. I don't hate her, but I don't like her either. She was alright in Season 1, but she goes around thinking she's oh-so-tough, in my opinion anyway. Although I can relate to her when she loses her temper and attacks someone - although no-one's there to hold me back - and her "Boom goes the dynamite. I said BOOM!" is pretty funny.

 5) Favourite recurring character? 

Definetely gonna have to say Joan; she just gets crazier and crazier with the season! She makes me laugh, so I can overlook her being a Kick shipper - she wanted them together and wrote the song - though.

 6) How do you feel about the lack of Eddie? 

I never really saw him as a Wasabi Warrior until Indiana Eddie - and I nearly always forget to put him in my fanfics - but by then I hadn't noticed him much. To me, everyone in the Dojo had their friendships; Jack and Jerry, Kim and Milton, while Rudy was the loveable father figure to them, and Eddie was just the background character. Even in fights, he would mostly hide, hardly co-operate - he just sat there eating popcorn in Capture the Flag! - and he just didn't seem as good as all the others, no disrespecting Alex's acting though, I did find Eddie pretty funny at times.

7) What do you think about Kim leaving? 

Well, Liv can do whatever she wants and it's actually good to know it was her own decision to leave, not the fact that she broke a law *cough*MitchellMusso*cough* and had to be let go. I hope she does well on I Didn't Do It and has fun. I know people are upset, but writing letters to Disney and throwing bitch fits because they only watched Kickin' it because of Kick, isn't going to change Olivia's decision. Anyway, it should showcase more of her talent and Kickin' it's ending with season 4, so it's good she jumped off to a show that's just starting.

But on the character front, I'm sad and not so sad Kim's going because it's gonna have a bigger impact on me, and hopefully the characters, than Eddie leaving did. Although, on the whole shipping front, I'm very glad. Hopefully that means no more Kick (and if anyone knows me, they know I hate it) but I'm at least wishing the fans of that pairing get some sort of closure, seeing as I'd hate it if Mateo was leaving and Jarry never got any closure.

But if Kick isn't gonna be around anymore, maybe the writers will focus more on Jack and Jerry's friendship, they're kinda lacking from what I've seen of season 3 so far, and I think the Kick fans (and me) will scream if they bring in another love interest for Jack (well I won't unless it's Jerry, but this is Disney we're talking about here...) since Kickin' it is mostly targeted at boys (it's written on Wikipedia somewhere) I'm surprised they did the whole Kim/Jack thing anyway.

8) What are your favourite episodes?

Mostly everything centered around Jarry - Wax on, Wax off, All the Wrong Moves, The Commerical, Breaking Board, Buddyguards, Dojo Day Care, Wedding Crashers, Duelling Dojos and Glove Hurts - but the one's that aren't, are; Wasabi Warriors, Fat Chance, Road to Wasabi, Kickin' it in China, Rowdy Rudy, Wazombie Warriors (despite the Kick), Hit the Road Jack (again, despite the Kick) and Kickin' it on our own (despite the Kick).

 9) What are your least favourite episodes? 

Basically anything I consider unfunny, pointless or ridiculous. Nearly all of the Kick-centric episodes I hate, except for Road to Wasabi, Wazombie Warriors, Hit the Road Jack and Kickin' it on our own. I'm kind of in the middle about A Slip Down Memory Lane though; the whole 'Kim's smile get's Jack's memory back' seems bullshit and cliche, although I did love the Jarry moments.

 10) Most people like Kick, which is the paring between Kim and Jack, how do you feel about it? 

I've hated it since the moment they met in Wasabi Warriors and I hate how nearly everyone ships and and some people assassinate others for not shipping it or having their own opinions about it. I also don't like how they went about starting the whole feelings angle anyway. That one hug was different from the rest? That sounds like something that would happen if they were in a cliché fanfiction.

11) What are your ships? 

Only Jack and Jerry. I love them so much I'm probably just as crazed as some of the Kick fans, but I don't jump down anyone's throats who don't ship them though. I love making fan art for them, writing fanfiction and making up prompts about them in my head. I also love over-analysising the episodes and scouring for any unseen cute moments. ;)

12) Final question. What will you do when Kickin' it is over? 

I'll still be making fan art for Jarry, writing my fanfictions (if I haven't upped shop and gotten bored) for them and I'll always be watching the re-runs when they're on Disney XD, no matter how annoying Disney XD can be over here in England. :)

''' Well that was is! Hope you enjoyed it! Any last words? '''

and also...

Reasons why I ship them
If I was to list all the reasons, I'd be here for a while, so I'm just gonna give you a few and squeeze the rest into a blog that's coming soon.


 * They always seem 'touchy-feely' and it's natural; something between the actors, not something that's been scripted. (Seriously, I doubt half the time they grab onto/touch each other was ever scripted.) If you don't know what I'm on about, the gallery will be filled soon and provide you with oversight.
 * It seems more natural than Kick.
 * I can feel the chemistry and the tension during their arguments.
 * You can tell that they care for each other.
 * Jack (to me) seems the most tolerant of Jerry's 'dumb' behaviour. (I reckon if Kim or Milton were in the Dojo when Jerry said about plunging the cat, it would have gone differently.)
 * I know this is a kids show, but they eye-f*ck nearly all the time. I'm serious, just watch the episodes closely.

Jarry Prompts
1) The boys are caught kissing in the Dojo. The whole gang - Rudy, Kim, Milton and Eddie - would walk in; Kim would be confused/upset and swearing revenge on Jerry because she likes Jack (xD) Milton would scream, "Holy Christmas Nuts!" and  literally try and calculate how it was possible, Eddie would shrug, thinking, "If they're happy, I'm happy," while being a little confused and go back to eating his churro (I never said anything about food. Hey, my prompt answer, food can appear anywhere) and Rudy would get his camera. The boys would just shrug and go back to kissing.
 * Who would walk in?
 * What would their reaction be?
 * What would the boys do?

2) The boys are caught kissing, slightly more passionately this time ( what with their shirts off? Let me finish!  Sorry...), while they're out in the Mall Courtyard.


 * Who would spot them?
 * What would their reactions be?
 * What would the boys do?

Joan would spot them while out on patrol on her swagilicious wheelie thing (wheelie thing? I don't know what it's called!) looking for troublesome nerds that have escaped from the video arcade (xD) and she would do a double-take, scream, "Holy Hannah!" and accidentally veer into a stiff in a worksuit, spilling his coffee over him. The boys would notice the kerfuffle (it's a funny word... kerfuffle. I know, right?) because Joan's wheelie thingy would be stuck on it's 'head' with the wheel still spinning, and they would go back to samoochin'.

  3) Jack and Jerry are in the middle of 'something' (just say sex. I can't! Why not? It's a kids' show! Then why are you asking a question about it! '' Err... '' Looks like Starwars just turned into Parwars; BOOM!) when the phone rings.


 * Where are they?
 * What is their reaction to it ringing?
 * Who is it on the phone?
 * What do they do?

They are at Jerry's house and his parents are out. They both groan in annoyance - having been interrupted ten times already this week! - and Jerry props himself up on Jack's chest to answer it; it's the annoying opera guy from the Go Compare! advert singing in falsetto, "Go Compare! Go Compare! Insure your motor, waste no time, go online! Go Compaaaaaaaaare!" and both boys plug their fingers in their ears while Jerry hurries to slam the phone back on the reciever. Once it's quiet, they go back to their foreplay, ignoring it when it rings for a second time, because Jack knows it'll be his mum phoning to grill them about using protection. '''*Annoying advert voice* Good ol' Mamma Brewer; cockblocking and keeping her son and his boyfriend STD free at the same time! *Grins*'''

4) Jack sees someone flirting with Jerry.
 * Where are they?
 * Who is flirting with him?
 * What is Jack's reaction?
 * What does he do?

They are on a movie date, seeing Attack of the Killer Zompyres, since Jack didn't get to see much last time since Lindsay wouldn't shut up, and it's the blonde till worker. Jack's angry because he can see Jerry looks uncomfortable and isn't trying to seem rude, so he walks over and takes the tickets from the counter, putting his arm around Jerry, kissing him in the cheek - in full view of the girl who immediately looks spiteful - and asking sweetly, "Everything okay, babe?" when Jerry nods. They go into the cinema, but before that, Jack flips the blonde off.

5) Jack and Jerry are at their school Prom, but it has a strict policy about only boys can dance with girls and vice versa. ( 'What a jerky school. 'I know right?)


 * Who are they with?
 * Why is the policy there in the first place?
 * What do the boys do?
 * What is everyone's reaction?

They're with the rest of the gang (Rudy is chaperoning for the dance and is wearing the tux he lent Jack in The Wrath of Swan) who are angry about the policy, especially Kim; she worked hard to get them together and she'll be damned if they can't dance at their Prom together! The policy is up because the head teacher feels strongly about gay relationships after reading a load of internet crap about them. The boys say, "Screw it" and dance anyway; everybody cheers happily, but then the security guards come in, then I leap into them with a flying side-kick and throw them into tables. xD

6) Jerry has finally earned his purple belt in a tournament and Jack proposes ( ''aww! ''Not in that way! 'Damn it! 'Yet... R'es'ult!) they go out and celebrate.


 * Who are they with?
 * Where do they go?
 * What do they do?

They're with the rest of the gang, minus Eddie who moved to England last month, and they decide to go to Falafel Phil's for dinner. Then they go paintballing and Milton get's shot in the you-know-what, screaming "Right in the Holy Christmas Nuts!" and Jack and Jerry tag-team Kim and Rudy, emerging victorious with Jerry's signature, "Whooo!"

7) The gang are confronted by the Black Dragons.


 * What is the reason?
 * Who starts the fight?
 * Who wins the fight?
 * What happens afterwards?

Frank and his 'gang' saw Kim crying out in the courtyard and thought Jack had upset her - she had really just watched Titanic - and went to avenge her because he has a crush on her. Frank starts the fight after Jack explains what happened and that he's dating Jerry; Frank called Jerry a "faggot" and tried to punch him, but Jack stepped in with his, "You probably shouldn't have done that!" and the fight begins. The Wasabi Warriors win and everyone goes their seperate ways - Jack's meeting Jerry's parents for dinner, Kim's going to her Aunt Charlotte's (turns out the woman's actually pretty swag) Milton's going with Julie to the Science Museum, while Rudy is trying to find Tip-Tip - while Frank and his gang are carted away in the bins they were thrown into.

8) Jack has made Jerry a playlist.


 * Where are they?
 * Does anyone see Jack giving it to Jerry; if so, what is their reactions?
 * What songs are on it?
 * What is Jerry's reaction?

They are at the Dojo and Kim's there waiting for Grace - they're going to a Ricky Weaver concert - she smiles when she sees it. Jerry is extremely happy, kissing Jack on the cheek (nuthin' too raunchy, Kim's right there!) because he knew all his favourite songs. They then start dancing to Surf the Lightning, which turns into a competition between them and Kim until Grace turns up to pick her up.

9) Jack, Jerry and the rest of the gang are in Saturday detention.


 * Why are they in detention?
 * What were their reactions to being given it?
 * What do they do to pass time?

Jack was given detention because Jerry wouldn't stop tickling him and he was annoyed at Jerry, getting him detention by licking the back of his neck and making him yell out in surprise during silent reading time; Kim was caught texting - she had just gotten her phone back after a £500 overdraft - Grace and she was mad because her phone got taken away too; Milton was given detention because he was too perfect at Science (what?! I couldn't think of anything for him) and he was confused; and Eddie was caught eating in the Science labs, he wasn't too bothered. When in detention, Jack and Jerry cuddle up together on the sofa - they're all in library - and fall asleep, Kim starts dancing, Milton gets started on next week's homework and Eddie breaks out the Pringles.

10) Jack and Jerry are watching a horror film with the rest of the gang.


 * Where are they?
 * What is the film?
 * What are their reactions?

They are at the Dojo, watching it on Rudy's new flat-screen TV. They're watching The Exorcist and they're at the part where Regan's head spins all the way around her head; Jerry screams and buries his head in Jack's chest, who pats his hair reassuringly (awww... ) while trying not to look uncomfortable himself since the scene is very disturbing (I speak from experience), Eddie's screamed and the popcorn's gone everywhere, Milton's hiding under his blanket while Kim is hugging her knees, rocking back and forth saying, "It's just a movie, it's just a movie..."

11) The gang have just found out that Jack and Jerry have been dating in secret. Kim found out first after Jack left his phone on the bench and Jerry had texted him 'something' ('''what's the something? I can't say. Why not? 'It's a 'kids show'... doesn't feel good when it's you, does it!'') and she then showed Rudy, who told Milton and Eddie, then he proposed they tail them on their next date and have been spying on them through binoculars while hiding in bushes. Jack and Jerry are confronted during a training session after Jack flips Jerry and Rudy thinks they're up to something. Jack and Jerry are relieved that Kim found the text message. Ironically, that was their way of telling them.
 * Who exactly from the gang found out?
 * How did they find out?
 * When are Jack and Jerry confronted?
 * Where are they confronted?
 * What are Jack and Jerry's reactions?

12) Zompyre!verse Jack and Jerry were friends before Jerry was turned.
 * How close were they before Jerry got turned?
 * Why did Jerry get turned?
 * What was Jack's reaction?
 * What happened to make Jack hate him?

13) Jack and Jerry didn't meet on Jack's first day at Seaford; instead they meet at the Arcade.
 * Were they with anyone?


 * How did they meet?


 * What games were they playing?


 * What happened?

14) Jack has been murdered. (Bit dark, innit? You'll still answer it. Very true)


 * How was Jack murdered?


 * When was Jack murdered?


 * Who did it?


 * What reason did they have?


 * What was everyone's reactions?


 * How did Jerry cope?

15) Jerry needs to know how to kiss for a date and Jack's the only one available.


 * How does he ask Jack to help him?


 * What is Jack's reaction?


 * What happens between them?

WTF moments
Look closely... ;-)

Images
All images were made by me. :)

Fanfiction
My profile: DarknessBloodAngel

This is all the slash fanfiction I have written for these two. If Forbidden Side of Love wasn't a mini-series, the archive would probably be overflowing. :-P I'm kidding, but the Jarry section would be a good three pages longer.


 * Fatal Attraction - Complete
 * Forbidden Side of Love - Ongoing until inspiration is lost or boredom occurs
 * Haunted Hallway - Complete
 * The Next Best Thing - In progress
 * 72 hours to live - In progress
 * Stir up the beast inside - In progress