User blog:PushRightThrough/Every Monday

This is what happens EVERY Monday when a Kickin' It episode will premiere:



'''ME: (wakes up) I AM SO HAPPY!! IT'S MONDAY!!! '''

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'''ME: (at breakfast) HEY, DAD!! How's your day been so far? '''

'''DAD: I just woke up. Now I want to sleep. '''

'''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">ME: That's AMAZING!!! Tell me MORE!!! '''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

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<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;">'''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">ME: (at school) HELLO, FRIENDS!! <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND? '''

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;">'''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">FRIEND 1: Great. I just want to go back to it. '''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;">'''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">ME: NO WAY!! I LOVE MONDAY'S!!!!!!! '''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;">'''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">FRIEND 2: ...say what, now?? '''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;">'''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">ME: MONDAYS ARE THE BEST!! I WILL NEVER LOVE ANOTHER DAY AS MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!! '''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

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<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;">'''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">TEACHER: So, class, did you enjoy your weekend? '''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;">'''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">ME: NO!! I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO MONDAY THIS WHOLE WEEKEND!! AND NOW IT'S FINALLY HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! '''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">(People stare) <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

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<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;">'''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">ME: (on subway) YES!! WE'RE GOING HOME!! THE MINUTE I GO HOME, I WILL START MY HOMEWORK SO I CAN FINISH EARLY!!! [so you know, I can watch Kickin' It] '''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;">'''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">FRIEND: ...so what you're saying is that you wanna do homework? '''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;">'''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">ME: OH YEAH!! BUT WHY WAIT UNTIL I GET HOME? I'LL START NOW!!! (takes out books in the middle of the train) '''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

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<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;">'''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">ME: (at home, right before Kickin' It starts) OUT OF MY WAY, PEOPLE!! I CAN'T MISS A SINGLE MINUTE OF MY JAM!!!!!!!!!! (runs to TV) '''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

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<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">And that, my second fam, is my Mondays when a new Kickin' It will premiere. When it doesn't premiere, I just sob and snap at anyone who tries talking to me, and complain that Mondays are the worst days in history.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">People therefore think I either have a split personality disorder or I am bipolar.

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