Talk:Kick/@comment-15582776-20140125170725

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Why did the Face of Bow go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

How does Jack Frost get to work?

By Icicle. By Icicle. B'icicle.

Why did Cleopatra fall off the swing?

Because she's DEAD.

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