Talk:Kick/@comment-5997283-20130322213539

I'm practically blind without glasses. Yeah. Yoiu just learned a new fact about me! Ooh! Ooh! let me do a comedy on that!!

Me: *turns off beeping alarm clock* *gorans* *pats nightstand and can't find glasses.* *Wakes up and walks to the closet* *bump* OWW!! *falls backwards because I bumped my face into the side of the closet*  Stupid eyesight.... *rubs forehead and nose*

LATER

Me: *walks down staircase* MOM? WHERE ARE MY GLASSES?

Mom: On the table. You left them there last night, remember?

Me:How did I even go upstairs without bumping into a wall or tripping down the staircase?

Mom: *shrugs*