Talk:Kick/@comment-5463410-20121202041349/@comment-5670110-20121202045126

Serial killer cats?! I always imagine this whenever I hear the term 'serial killer':


 * Two serial killers are on my roof and Kim is there trying to calm me down.*

Me: Don't. Let. Them. Get. To. My. Lucky. Charms. THEY'RE MAGIACALLY DELICIOUS!


 * Jack walks in*

Kim: Oh, erm, hey, Jack....

Jack: Kim, I've been looking for you!

Kim: Jack, I need to tell you about Brett....

Jack: I DON'T CARE ABOUT BRETT!

Kim: Jack, I broke up with him.....

Jack: KIM! I LOVE YOU AND I JUST NEED TO.... wait. Did you just say you broke up with Brett?

Kim: NO DUH!


 * They slowly lean in and kiss*

Me: LOOK! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY WHOLE LIFE, BUT THERE ARE TWO MANIACS AFTER MY CEREAL! I STILL HAVE NOT FOUND THE STINKING PRIZE!