Talk:Kim Crawford/@comment-4869728-20120416211227/@comment-90.192.223.98-20120618183700

U R MESSED UP! US GUYS MAY LOOK AT GIRLS AND JUDGE THEM BY THE SIZE OF THEIR BOOBS BECAUSE THAT IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF THE PROCESS. HERES HOW IT GOES WRITTEN NEATLY IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER:

GIRL SITS TO SEARCH IN BAG.

BOY WALKS PAST AND STARES AT BOOBS.

GIRL NOTICES AND SMILES AT BOY.

BOY SEES HER TEETH AND JUDGES DENTAL HISTORY. BOY LOOKS BACK AT BOOBS AND THINKS OF HOW HOT SEX WOULD BE. BOY HAS TO KNOW HOW HOT SEX WOULD BE SO HE KNOWS IF IT WILL BE WORTH THE TIME.

GIRL SAYS HI COS GIRLS ARE PERVERTS AS YOU ALL KNOW.

BOY SAYS HI BACK AND ASKS IF SHE WANTS TO GO OUT.

GIRL SAYS YES COS ALL TEEN GIRLS ARE DESPERATE.

BOY TAKES HER TO CLUB AND GETS HER DRUNK. BOY TAKES HER HOME AND THEY HAVE SEX. ITS ON THE COUCH COS HIS PARENTS ARE OUT OF TOWN AND WON'T SEE. THEY ARE NAKED AND HE CAN SEE HER BOOBS WITHOUT ANYTHING ON TOP TO BLOCK HIS VIEW. THEY ARE HUGE COS IF THEY WERE SMALL THE BOY WOULDN'T HAVE HAD SEX WITH HER IN THE FIRST PLACE.

I'M SURE YOU NOTICE FROM THIS STORY THAT THE SIZE OF BOOBS DETERMINES HOW MUCH THE BOY WANTS THE SEX. THE BIGGER THE BOOBS THE STRONGER THE WANT. GET IT? SO AT FIRST WHEN WE STARE AT BOOBS IT MAKES A HUGE DIFFERENCE IF WE DECIDE NOT TO. GET IT NOW FREAK SHOW?