Talk:Kick/@comment-5620015-20130625025834

Okay, I saw the clip. And still freaking out about Jack's face.

And y'all wondering "Why didn't he bid?"

Well, here are all my reasons.

1. He didn't know she was in it (Doubtful)

2. He didn't want to give Jerry competition  (Hey, they're best bros)

3. Still in denial  (damn it Jack, just admit you're head over heels for her)

4. Didn't want Kim to think he had feelings for her  (see above)

So probably 3 or 4.

BUT

This gives room for him to be very, very, sassy.

What if this happens?

Jack to Kim:

I didn't bid on you because  A. You're a person, not an object and B) I don't need to buy a date with you.

All I have to do is ask. Cue  *smile*

Imagine him saying that.

IMAGINE HIM SAYING THAT

Okay, I gotta calm down.

But  I hope he says something like that.