Talk:Kick/@comment-6347931-20130503024344

Dear Brooke,

You are a sundae. With bananas, whipcream, sprinkles, and fairy dust. Anonymous is a watermelon. Sundaes are better than watermelon. You deserve a pie. A APPLE pie. One that chases after you instead of you chasing after it. Sundaes shouldn't have to chase after watermelon. They have big heads. Watermelon's are jerks.

PS. I'm a giraffe. Giraffes are cool.