Talk:Kick/@comment-12105470-20131208163831/@comment-5750239-20131208164904

in reply to the randomenss I offer a flying cheeseburger- with instructions

if he misbehaves by stealing polka dotted pizzas put him in mushroom jail, but be warned, he will escape, to make him disappear forever, you must surround him with swimming hot dog, they will bite your toes, so to finish them off you use cheese puffs that speak french, they will bury you alive so you will die, but a friend can rescue you back to life

and the thing is, i made all that up last year